Monday, 2nd July 2007

Champagne Murder

BREAKING NEWS On Saturday evening Brian Sewer, aka Uncle Lewis was arrested for the murder of Lord Michael Jagged at his mansion. Paparazzi flocked to the mansion and took the following pictures.The accused, Brian Sewer

Brian sewer hangs his head in shame as his guilt is disclosed by the police. Throughout the evening the finger of suspicion was pointed at Babs Crayfish below, who, together with her lover, Champagne Charlie Bunsen was number one suspect for many of the other guests.

Babs Crayfish and Champagne Charlie Bunsen

The gathering was to celebrate the **th birthday of the sultry Kitty Fisher, aka Auntie Denise. By the looks of this picture, the 1960s drug scene was in full evidence on the night.

Kitty Killer

Terence Shrimp and Mary Jane Faithless (aka Uncle Kevin and Auntie Sarah) looked fantastic as did Oliver Steed and Wiggy, better known as mummy and daddy.

Terence Shrimp and Mary Jane Faithless

Wiggy and Oliver Steed

I must admit, they don’t look at all bad

Oliver Steed and Wiggy getting jiggy

A fun evening was had by everyone, excepting Lord Michael Jagged, and me of course considering I was tucked up in bed.

Posted by Isaac @ 9:12 PM  

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