Monday, 11th December 2006
Mum’s gone potty!
Just the other day mummy gave me a new book to read. Great I thought, a nice picture of a little boy playing with his potty. Interesting subject matter but no doubt another literary classic. However, mummy then produced another present – a pair of pants. Uhm. Something fishy going on here I thought. Yes readers, mummy was actually suggesting that I give up the comfort of my nappies. Having read the book a couple of times I felt that I’d grasped the theory and so willing to give anything a go I put the pants on.
Although I looked pretty cool wearing my new pants, to my immense disappointment I discovered that they were not meant to go on my head. However, I think I would look good in theatre; a possible career in the medical profession could be a distinct possibility.
As you’d expect the book made it look so easy. Charlie Thomson (the kid you see on the book cover) might look cute but boy is he smug. Charlie got the hang of it pretty quickly but it took me less than 5 minutes to pee in my new pants and experience the unpleasant sensation of having it trickle down my leg. You’re going to need more than 2 pairs mummio if you’re going to persist with this crazy idea. Bring back my nappies NOW!
Mummy’s clearly taking the pee – for the nappy was doing it perfectly well thank you very much.
Yours grudgingly
Isaac
Posted by Isaac @ 7:09 PM
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Isaac..oh dear that sounds very sad…I hope your mom and dad gave you a clean pair of pants to wear on your head..??!!